Marseille manager Le Blackbox is said to be extremely happy with his fall signings. Notable signings include Germany world cup heroes Podolski and Kroos, English starlet Gabriel (ANGEL) Agbonglahor and Spanish starlets Sergio Busquets and Sergio Canales.

"The future of football lies with our young talent" said the manager in a press conference yesterday "and I have every faith in their ability". When asked about been drawn in division one the manager replied; "going down, going down, going down" when asked to explain himself he explained that he thought was at a Liverpool game.

The first starting line-up of the season may look like this but with the huge level of competition it is subject to change.

Keeper: S. Mandanda

Defence: Arboloa, Lugano, Diawara, Heinze

Midfield: Sergio Busquets, Cheyrou, Gonzalez, Kuyt

Forwards: Gignac, Podolski/Agbonglahor

"We have a competitive side in a competitive division and as we are French we are used to loosing but all this will change ... viva le [French] revolution!"

Thought u was at a Lpool match haha im not surprised at this rate we will be in the championship..well written better than my effort lol

Just read this on sky sports i was disgusted http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11669_6430498,00.html