After the weekends disappointing results,Fiorentina manager released a statement from the Playboy Mansion on Monday Morning.

"Having won our opening 2 games,comfortably,we then came up against a resiliant Villareal who won 1-0,ok our performance was not good.Due to the fact that we lost our other  game as well,i have instructed our training staff to up the training schedule.We have enlisted a team of"Specialists" called the "Playboy Bunnies".Now if these girls cannot get the team winning again then i might as well quit hang up my managerial boots and don a bunny outfit!"

"We have 2 very important games coming up this week,due to conflicting schedules we will be playing our games earlier than the weekend,we need to try to get results from these games,AC Milan will prove a tough games,but their forwards are underperforming at the moment so this could be theideal chance to play them.

Arsenal on the other hand will be a complete grudge match,

I respect Peter as a manager,and we are friends off the pitch but come our game there will be no formalaties and it will be no holds barred,whenever we play,the games are always tight and close,this could go either way,but i know we will still shake hands at the end."

"If we can win these 2 games it will still keep us in  the mix at the top of the league where Manchester City have set the standard,but they wont stay there forever,Aboody is going to be the man to beat,the man that everyone wants to beat,Watch out Aboody,we're all out to get you"! 

Lmao great read

Due to the fact that the transfer window will be upon us soon,Fiorentina manager  Jay has issued the following statement.

"We are a team that believes in itself,we believe that we can sustain our existence in this league.my players all play with their hearts on their sleeves,i believe that the fact that we are not doing as well as i hoped is down to myself. As a relatively new manager i believed i had what it took to put my mark upon this team as well as my mark upon this division.As anyone can tell from Fiorentina's league position as well as our results against other teams in the league that this has not happened.

I have moulded the team into what i believe IS a very good team,we have some outstanding players in this team,but they are individuals,not playing as a cohesive unit.

That being said,that is down to my poor tactical decisions and method of play.To anyone who reads this statement,please understand that i am doing this for the right reasons,i  love this club with all my heart,but sometimes you just have to move on to pastures new.Unfortunately that isn't happening just yet.

I have given the players a week without training,they have all gone on a team bonding session  in Afghanistan,where they will be training with the Elite members of the British SAS and members of the American Seal Team 4,to instill the killer instinct.Plus it would be handy if one of them found Bun Laden(wouldn't do my transfer kitty any harm)

After their 2 day sojourn to Afghanistan,the players are then going to Chelsea's training ground,to try to pick up some wags.

As everyone knows the wags provide an excellent distraction from whatever happens on the pitch.

I then will be expecting the team back into the new training regime that my new assistant manager Hugh G.Rekshin has devised.

To all my fellow managers in the league,watch out,my players will go into the weekend games,harder,leaner and meaner.If they do not perform this weekend and we manage a minimum of a 4 point haul in our 2 games then the whole team will be available for transfer.

If they cannot perform at the highest level,i will find players that can".

"Any questions"?

"Jay,this is Hugh Jass from the Daily Planet".

"Is it true that you have received  offers in the region of £100 million for Ashley Young"?

"Mr Jass,those rumours are ubstantiated,but yes we have,we have received 2 offers in excess of that amount,but we will not sell him.There are only 3 players i believe that the Boardroom would be willing to swap him for,but we will have to wait and see."

Transfer window has come and gone but thoughts of it still linger,

Fiorentina bought some players,but they didn't get a ringer.

We bought Joaquin and Ramsey too and let Gamberini go,

We also got  Bellamy on loan,and oh also Adriano.

This team is complete,as close as can be,

in other words....................its time for tea!

As you can tell,was bored,didn't help that i was pissed eithet lol